Jok

1-ghiamat mishe bad hame adama miyan. khoda mige har ki dorogh bege mitereke. 1 nafar mige man adame khobiyam bad mitereke,badi mige manam adame khaili khobi boodam mitereke,nobat be torke mirese ta miyad bege man adame...... mitereke!

2-char panj ta torke savare asansoor bodan bad nemidonestan chi kar konan hey invar onvaro nega mikonan chizi nemifaman! bad yeho yeki miad savar mishe dokme tabaghe 3 o mizane. yeki az torke dad mizane baraye salamatie aghaye ranande salavat!

3-Torke jorab mikhare barash bozorg booode jelosh panbe mizare!

4-ye roz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan azash miporsan : shoma torkin?...torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?!

5-torke dashte khatere tarif mikarde,mige:ma sale 49 ba 2 nafar davamoon shod,albate sale 49 do nafar kheili bood!

6-be ye turke moghime USA migan ba "ebadat" jomle besaz. mige "don't worry about that"!

7-ye rooz be ye torke migam ba balesh jomle besaz mige YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR ZADAM TOO BALESH bad migam oon balesh ke na. mige KHOB YE ROOZ RAFTAM SHEKAR ZADAM BE IN BALESH NA OON BALESH bad migam aslan balesho vel kon ba toshak jomle besaz bad mige KHOB RAFTAM SHEKAR TOSHAK BOODAM KE BEZANAM BE IN BALESH YA OON BALESH!

8-ye bar torke mikhaste mikh bezane be divar mikho bar ax mizare va shoroo mikone be koboondan yeho ye lore mirese mige ajab giji hasti to, oon male divare rooberoo e!

9-ye bar do ta ghazvini hamdige ro too khaiyaboon mibinan . yekishoon mige salam hasan agha ! oon yeki mige : Be ja nemiyaram . mige : Hasan agha chetor mano nemishnasin . mano yadetoon nemiyad ? miga :Bebakhshid be ja nemiyaram . mige: hasan agha ! manam Akbar . mige : E !? salam akbar agha ! bebakhshid , az jelo nashnakhtam!

10-ye zany vase bachash lalaei mikhoonde bad az nim saat bachehe mige "hala dige khafe sho mikham bekhabam"!